Frankly, CHINA SALESMAN Looks Like Crap


And sounds like crap, but if the explosions and action are what reel you in for China Salesman, then kudos.

Tan Bing writes and directs with Brotherhood Of Blades co-star Ethan Li starring in the title role as our cheekily addressed protagonist doing business in Africa. It all somehow adds up to a fight scene between Mike Tyson's frown and Steven Seagal's wavy hands - all accompanied by piss poor acting and dialogue, high speed chases, terrible CG, and a Henry Cavill lookalike just to pepper things up some...

Yeah, please take my money. 😑

The latest trailer has it all... and explody things. Enjoy.


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